The Engaged Toilet
Click me for location 027/058
A practical joke or a an entity in the form of a simple farmers scarecrow that has a serious case of constipation ? Whatever... it isn't a pleasant find in the middle of the night when needs to relieve oneself after a day of hard looting. It appears he has a companion waiting to use the toilet after him, just let them be and find another place to sort yourself out.
Click me for location 027/058
A practical joke or a an entity in the form of a simple farmers scarecrow that has a serious case of constipation ? Whatever... it isn't a pleasant find in the middle of the night when needs to relieve oneself after a day of hard looting. It appears he has a companion waiting to use the toilet after him, just let them be and find another place to sort yourself out.
The Unknown Survivors Grave
Click me for location 031/111
His time has well past but every know and again around the campfire, survivors speak with great awe of the 'Forest Man'. He would appear when people most needed him with food, water and instruments of survival. Many survivors owe their lives to this nameless person who possessed a great knowledge of the land and endeavoured to pass it on so that others would have a chance. Every time one of our members pass this way they clear the overgrowth and leave a fire in his memory.
Click me for location 031/111
His time has well past but every know and again around the campfire, survivors speak with great awe of the 'Forest Man'. He would appear when people most needed him with food, water and instruments of survival. Many survivors owe their lives to this nameless person who possessed a great knowledge of the land and endeavoured to pass it on so that others would have a chance. Every time one of our members pass this way they clear the overgrowth and leave a fire in his memory.
The Statue
Click me for location 037/120
Said to be the statue of The Great Leader. Once the infection hit he was found holed up in the town hall of Chernorgorsk with the towns supply of beans and pipsi and morphine. They were all summarily axed to death and this monument of his likeness was hauled into the forest and dumped in disgust.
Click me for location 037/120
Said to be the statue of The Great Leader. Once the infection hit he was found holed up in the town hall of Chernorgorsk with the towns supply of beans and pipsi and morphine. They were all summarily axed to death and this monument of his likeness was hauled into the forest and dumped in disgust.
The Upturned Couch
Click me for location 058/128
A lady of great rage was over her man sitting for hours on the couch playing an instrument called the X-bone. When he arrived home one day from the potato factory he found his favourite chair had become vertically challenged and his lady had moved in to the next apartment block with a member of the Bandidos, and taken his X-bone with her. This started the great apartment wars of January 2014 that did not subside until March 2014 when everyone packed up and moved to the East Coast. Unfortunately for our intrepid guide this was her last picture as when moving to the balcony to get a better shot she sat down and plummeted through the floor falling to her death many stories below. R.I.P Latisha, you were a worthy survivor.
Click me for location 058/128
A lady of great rage was over her man sitting for hours on the couch playing an instrument called the X-bone. When he arrived home one day from the potato factory he found his favourite chair had become vertically challenged and his lady had moved in to the next apartment block with a member of the Bandidos, and taken his X-bone with her. This started the great apartment wars of January 2014 that did not subside until March 2014 when everyone packed up and moved to the East Coast. Unfortunately for our intrepid guide this was her last picture as when moving to the balcony to get a better shot she sat down and plummeted through the floor falling to her death many stories below. R.I.P Latisha, you were a worthy survivor.
The last picture found on Latishias camera, a survivor to the end.
A new guide is currently inbound to start photographing locations where Latishia finished off.
Picture taken by our latest guide, from the spot where Latishia fell to her death.
The Voice of our Generation
Click me for location 060/121
Milan D. He of the Super Koc, the tight short shorts and fingers that caress the keys. His voice will never be forgotten, his mad beats never bettered. The man who was responsible for putting Chernarus into the top 40 charts world wide with such hits as 'Love me, love my member' 'Sultans of swing both ways' and 'This speaker fits in my mouth easily'. A true legend who rocked the bingo halls of Chernarus for many years and many tears, Milan D. If you are still somewhere surviving, rock on man.
Click me for location 060/121
Milan D. He of the Super Koc, the tight short shorts and fingers that caress the keys. His voice will never be forgotten, his mad beats never bettered. The man who was responsible for putting Chernarus into the top 40 charts world wide with such hits as 'Love me, love my member' 'Sultans of swing both ways' and 'This speaker fits in my mouth easily'. A true legend who rocked the bingo halls of Chernarus for many years and many tears, Milan D. If you are still somewhere surviving, rock on man.
The Rocks of Pain
Click me for location 136/018
Nestled above the lovely portside town Svetlojarsk is a rock formation. A rock formation that looks innocent enough until one looks into the amount of disappearances near this rocky outcrop. At first it was thought it was bandits and gypsies that had taken hold of the area and were doing untold things to the unwary traveller, that was until an expedition was launched with three forest veterans. What they witnessed was horrible indeed, as one of them wandered near the top of the rock formation to relieve himself he was sucked down into the rock hole..with no way of escape. Try as he might he remained stuck and died after he ran out of beanz and pipsi. His fellow vets could do nothing to help despite being fully equipped. They say the last noise they heard from him was a 'psssh' as he opened his last can and then a sigh as he settled to his fate. It is advised that travellers keep a good distance away from the suck area at the top of this outcrop and if possible, avoid it altogether.
Click me for location 136/018
Nestled above the lovely portside town Svetlojarsk is a rock formation. A rock formation that looks innocent enough until one looks into the amount of disappearances near this rocky outcrop. At first it was thought it was bandits and gypsies that had taken hold of the area and were doing untold things to the unwary traveller, that was until an expedition was launched with three forest veterans. What they witnessed was horrible indeed, as one of them wandered near the top of the rock formation to relieve himself he was sucked down into the rock hole..with no way of escape. Try as he might he remained stuck and died after he ran out of beanz and pipsi. His fellow vets could do nothing to help despite being fully equipped. They say the last noise they heard from him was a 'psssh' as he opened his last can and then a sigh as he settled to his fate. It is advised that travellers keep a good distance away from the suck area at the top of this outcrop and if possible, avoid it altogether.
The Rocks of Pain as seen from standing in the fields below
Above the field, the suck area is behind the shed..not advisable to enter.
On top of the rocks showing where one ends up after being sucked in, please do not try to photograph from this ledge. These people that bring you these shots are extremely experienced and well trained but even so, feared for their life whilst standing here.
Just in case the warnings have not sunk in, this is about twenty metres from the Rocks of Pain. A foolhardy traveller has tried her luck out here in the dark and been semi sucked into another outcrop and died. This area is dangerous people !
The Chalk Man
Click me for location 126/022
Said to be linked to the Cerne Abbas Giant in the UK but no amount of research has been able to come up with any connection. The Chalk Man of Chernarus is also missing the substantial penis that the Cerne Abbas Giant sports proudly. How it came to be and why is one of the unsolvable mysteries of Chernarus, whatever it is, it certainly is chalk..and not paint.
Click me for location 126/022
Said to be linked to the Cerne Abbas Giant in the UK but no amount of research has been able to come up with any connection. The Chalk Man of Chernarus is also missing the substantial penis that the Cerne Abbas Giant sports proudly. How it came to be and why is one of the unsolvable mysteries of Chernarus, whatever it is, it certainly is chalk..and not paint.
The Chalk Man from the viewing platform atop Olsha, where one can see only half of it.
The Hippy/Pikey/Gypsie/Cult Commune
Click me for location 131/022
A peaceful cult was formed on the edge of Olsha by the peoples of Chernarus who tried to alter the course of their lives by living solely off the land and becoming one with surrounding forests and fields. Unfortunately they didn't take into account the general populace and were wiped out when the NEAF became a hot spot for travellers looking to equip themselves with weapons. Not long after, the NEAF became a place of peace and was turned into a civil airport. Tourists travelling through this now overgrown commune made some startling discoveries.
Click me for location 131/022
A peaceful cult was formed on the edge of Olsha by the peoples of Chernarus who tried to alter the course of their lives by living solely off the land and becoming one with surrounding forests and fields. Unfortunately they didn't take into account the general populace and were wiped out when the NEAF became a hot spot for travellers looking to equip themselves with weapons. Not long after, the NEAF became a place of peace and was turned into a civil airport. Tourists travelling through this now overgrown commune made some startling discoveries.
Overgrown pumpkin fields on the edge of the commune
Wrecked green houses
A view showing the shacks where the workers lived bunched together and the ominous house of the leader who lived in luxury
The leaders office overlooking the workers with a copy of his teachings and what is thought to have been their commune bible, the word of JayZ.
At first what appears to be a standard lightshade is in fact, on closer inspection, made from the fingernails of the workers. This was indeed a place of horror and not love , peace and pumpkins.